incomunicado

dear slut(s) who read(s) my blog,

you got the mass email, i presume, but basically my phone is dead. if you need to send me a text about a celebrity sighting, or how much you need to come over, you cannot. i am living solely by the grace of my computer, which made me think.
in honor of the death of my phone, i decided to take a vow of silence until the day my new phone comes in the mail, excluding time spent in school and at the hospital.
i will shop online. i will do online banking, and "chatting" that doesn't break my vow. i shall even attempt to have sex on the internet. wish me luck.

live on, Nietzsche, live on.

love,
your main ho.