My Summer Vacation, by Cristina

For my Summer Vacation, I went to Puerto Rico.
Immediately upon my arrival, I was handed a Pimp Cup, and some pate.

I decided to watch La Comay, just to catch up on some gossip,
but was quickly distracted by the horrible finding that I don't hate children after all,

and that fruit isn't so bad when it's 100 degrees out.

My mother got crazy. But it was her birthday, after all [picture retracted - I have some will NOT to die by the hands of an angry Mirza].
Meanwhile, I scared everyone at the party with my crazy pool eyes and sunburn.

The sky was crying for my last 2 days on Paradise, so we decided to make an event out of it,

and I discovered why I was destined to go to Puerto Rico in the first place.

THE END.