goodbye, wiki wiki

my ipod crapped out on me, once and for all.
he decided to end the 4-year relationship because he was tired and weak.
he was also sick of my obsessive nature.

no more arranging playlists by neighborhood.
no more mood-altering song changes.
no more dalai lama at work (which had already been did done, since my last day cubicle-ing it was yesterday)
no more fun.

he not only left me, but he decided to delete all my music with it.
what a vengeful bitch.
luckily i'm an expert at backing that thing up.

either way, this breakup has made me violent.
i was almost arrested by a Bed Bath and Beyond security guard this morning for attempted robbery.
that bitch had one of those sleek black rubber cases on her spankin' new video paramour.

thanks for kicking me when i'm down, Cris' Pod.
i knew you'd leave when the money was gone.
asshole.