i'm stupid.

my favorite part about studying tonight is finally opening up the $123 dollar calculator i was once about to return (i aint got no cash, yo!), and realizing that it comes with a 400 page text book that is more complicated than the fucking math i need it for.

i wonder if i can program it to tell me how exactly i can convince Medicaid to give me free health insurance. or maybe it can tell me how to lose 10 lbs. OR maybe it will pay off my school loans!!

i love feeling intelligent for becoming unemployed and debt-full by CHOICE.